and I’m the target! Some crazy bible thumping woman who looks like she just crawled out of the gutter has made three attempts to put a cross in my yard. I just tossed the makeshift crosses into the nearby creek the first two times. I caved under the pressure of wanting to be an asshole the third time, and painted ‘666′ in red right down the middle of the cross.
The loony woman nearly broke my door down when she confronted me. She called me a blasphemer and said she would punish me in the name of god. I laughed, closed the door, and called the cops. There was a five second high speed chase on my street which abrubtly end when the crazy lady crashed into a tree while trying to turn the corner.
As she was was being dragged away, she called me the spawn of Satan, and said my time would come. She’s right. I’m either going to go out fighting, or someone will be so fed up with the eighty year old bull headed asshole, and will smother me with a pillow.
