Apparently, I’ve been on and off the fence about where I stand with there being celestial beings floating around, making shit happen. One day, I’m all “No god would send innocent people to their death”, the day after, I’m pondering if I’ll wind up in heaven, hell, or just some hole in the ground. I’ve stated that their is not a god, and a few years later, I believe there is. Shit happens, and I call whatever being may be listening a vindictive prick and go about my day.

Lately, I’ve kinda settled on there being gods, but that’s about it. I’m still a proud subscriber to fact over faith. I do not believe that the universe was created in a week by the will of some almighty being. I do not believe that humans just suddenly appeared. I merely think that there may be some entity watching as shit happens. That’s it. I do not believe that if I pray, my soul will be saved(considering cold hearted murders, rapists, and child molesters can supposedly do the same is a big turn off for me), or that there will be a second coming. I loathe dealing with the members of any religion that I affectioniately refer to as ‘bible thumpers’. Ya know, the ones that try to convert everyone, and get all defensive when someone calls ‘em on being whackadoos.

I just hate it when someone tries to shove some ‘the bible says’ crap down my throat. I prefer common sense and human decency, thank you very much. Just because I believe that someone or something is watching over the universe doesn’t mean I want to worship them/it blindly. If anything, who or whatever is watching is nothing more than a witness in my eyes. I have nothing against anyone that has stronger beliefs, but I do have something against people who look down on a minority because a book told them to, or their god told them to, or any other reason for that matter.

I’m curious, is God up there telling people to pick on someone who isn’t the same color, same religion, or straight? Is he saying “Burn down the home of that person who isn’t like you in my name” or is that just someone being a hateful prick, or pyschotic? Either way, it’s still wrong, and fucking stupid. But then again, that’s one of the reasons the world, particularly the good ol’ U.S.A is such a festering shithole

Oh dear, it seems I have veered slightly off-topic. I meant to be all insightful about my beliefs, but I’ve gone and dragged my moral beliefs into this post. Oh me oh my, whyever did I lump religious and moral beliefs together? Can they be connected in some way?

Why is it when I unload all of this upon a Jehovah’s Witness, they don’t take the hint, and try to force their ways on me? Am I wearing a sign that says “I’m a gullible fool, twist my words and I’ll break down and sob about wanting to be saved”? Maybe I should wear one that says, “I will mock you infront of many people. I may even stealthily follow you and impede your efforts to convert anyone else. If I am extremely bored, I may tape a sign on your back that reads ‘Ask me how many fools I’ve converted today’.”

…I was extermely bored.